It's a pirate's life for Maria

I know that today isn't International Talk Like A Pirate Day, but in honor of today's news we will run the entry through the English-to-Pirate Translator.

Arrr. T' good new, maties, be that Maria doesn't have t' get glasses...yet. However t' doctor be concerned that her eaye aren't workin' together like they should, so wants her t' wear a patch over one eye an hour a day. It isn't lazy eye, but I think she's movin' in that direction. He wants t' stop it before it gets thar. We go aft in two t' three months and she will probably get glasses then, ye scurvy dogs. Arrr.